Restaurant manager tips

Nazi Invasion

Dear Gung Ho Nazi Whores, Please quit residing in our restaurants. Your condescending attitudes towards your employees permeates one’s dining pleasure. Our server is pissed off because you threw a fit on her within an earshot of the dining room and in front of her colleagues. The cook who took up for her (that happens [...]

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Customer Service…Yes CUSTOMER!!

In today’s economy one can’t be too careful in whom they hire as ambassadors for their company. One of the main functions of operators in our biz is the hiring process. What are things to look for??? Reliable transportation Decent job history A GREAT interview Appearance Is this person your next business partner? The last [...]

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That Is What I’m Upset About

So, lately we’ve brought to light the self entitled shit bag. One of the Round Table Guys had a moment of greatness breaking down the different variations of said SES’s. This article I dedicate to you out there in the food and beverage biz! The too old and not dead yet self entitled shit bag [...]

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Hey, You! Hourly Employee…

There is good news for customers and hourly employees alike. In the past two years Corporate America is looking at the sports industry as a business model. In the eighties and and nineties food and beverage industry went the route of the New York Yankees. The big guys turned to free agency to build management [...]

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Being a Hooter’s Girl is Stressful!!

I am in complete shock on how stressful a Hooter’s girl is!!! From waxing to singing birthday songs these girls have it rough!!! Go tip your Hooter’s girl!! How many Round Table Guy’s work or have worked at Hooter’s? Remember “Guy” is not gender specific as it pertains to our members.

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Happy 4th of July.

Really it’s not even July yet. But hell! It could be by the time you read this. I hope this video will help you realize one of the true restaurant manager secrets. REFREAKINGLAX once in a while. Kick back and watch something brainless. Eat some hot dogs. Get laid. Turn off your cell phone and [...]

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Who’s Closing???

This subject fuckin rocks….sorry about the intro..but it is SO fitting… Here we go… Server or Cook (we don’t discriminate) awakens mid – afternoon ….cottonmouth, headache, blurred & bloodshot eyes, & mystery as to whom is next to them…. Yea…we can talk about it…because we have SURE AS HELL been there… If you haven’t?….WELCOME to [...]

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Smoker Black Out In Baltimore

So I continue the adventure through the great mid east. Today’s meal was the Deli located on the first floor in Baltimore’s Tremonts hotel. This was located at 222 St. Paul Place. Now again I’m not talking about food. I’m talking about systems. Today’s system is the smoker’s black out. This is a common problem [...]

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Pigeon Style Managers

Fly in…crap all over you & your operation…and fly off!

Thanks boss! That’s great…perfect learning experience today… stay the hell away from you!

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Who The Hell Cares Anyway?

Three people don’t show up for work. The associates who do show up are working twice as hard to pull up the slack. The rookie manager is instantly in psycho mode. Who the hell cares? I do. Well, I do now anyway. This is rookie manager’s time to shine! The typical situation is that when [...]

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