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Nazi Invasion

  Dear Gung Ho Nazi Whores, Please quit residing in our restaurants.  Your condescending attitudes towards your employees permeates one’s dining pleasure.  Our server is pissed off because you threw a fit on her within an earshot of the dining room and in front of her colleagues.  The cook who took up for her (that happens [...]

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Customer Service…Yes CUSTOMER!!

In today’s economy one can’t be too careful in whom they hire as ambassadors for their company. One of the main functions of operators in our biz is the hiring process.  What are things to look for??? Reliable transportation Decent job history A GREAT interview Appearance Is this person your next business partner? The last [...]

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SES MANIA RUNNING RAMPANT!!

Self  Entitled Shitbags are taking over with a vengeance! You created the popularity surrounding this wonderful subject…. RTG  sure hope you can handle your creation…. Let’s fuckin rock!…Hang on!… This is gonna bring controversy to new level! Up to bat 1st….   DISABLED SES This famous SES is one of RTG’s all time favorites…. Famous [...]

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That Is What I’m Upset About

So, lately we’ve brought to light the self entitled shit bag.  One of the Round Table Guys had a moment of greatness breaking down the different variations of said SES’s.  This article I dedicate to you out there in the food and beverage biz! The too old and not dead yet self entitled shit bag [...]

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Hey, You! Hourly Employee…

There is good news for customers and hourly employees alike.  In the past two years Corporate America is looking at the sports industry as a business model. In the eighties and and nineties food and beverage industry went the route of the New York Yankees.  The big guys turned to free agency to build management [...]

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This just in.

I was out pa-rousing blogs (this is a daily ritual).  I came across this one.  I tweeted back and forth with the author and told her I am going to post a link.  Here it is LINK .  The story is a good server point of view one.  So, after you comment there.  Please send [...]

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PLEASE HELP!!!

Today’s discussion will be quite entertaining for real operators, not so much for some customers…. First & foremost, please understand that RTG LOVE 99.5% of our customers. You have enabled us to provide for a very nice lifestyle for our families & for this we say…. THANK YOU!!! Now for the self entitled shitbag  .5% [...]

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What Is The 30 Second Rule

I am an expert on many things. I am an idiot on twice as many. One thing I know for certain is that people as a rule don’t have time to engage in chit chat. My business partner was quoted the other day by saying a smile is today’s handshake. I believe for once I [...]

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Warning! Alert! Alert!

Over the next couple of decades RTG (roundtableguys) are going to discuss some real restaurant manager secrets.  We only ask that you real operators don’t take us too seriously.  Unless you do. We always pride ourselves on our “real” look at our coveted industry.  We have decades of experience and for some unknown reason we [...]

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Happy 4th of July.

Really it’s not even July yet.  But hell!  It could be by the time you read this. I hope this video will help you realize one of the true restaurant manager secrets. REFREAKINGLAX once in a while.  Kick back and watch something brainless.  Eat some hot dogs.  Get laid.  Turn off your cell phone and [...]

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